LeBron James Did It Again! Yes, He Just Rewrote Basketball Reality!

Think the NBA had a calm night? Absolutely not. The Lakers smashed the Jazz 140-126, but the real earthquake wasn’t the score — it was LeBron James bending history… again.

He’s 40. Fresh off an injury. First time starting this season.

And boom:
He becomes the ONLY player ever to play 23 NBA seasons. You read that right. The ONLY one.

Then he casually drains two threes in the first half and passes Reggie Miller, climbing to sixth on the all-time three-pointers list.
And his double-digit scoring streak? 1293 GAMES. That’s not a stat — that’s a glitch in reality.

Luka Doncic meanwhile is going nuclear with 37 points and 10 assists, leaving fire trails on the court.

But wait, the chaos keeps escalating:
Keyonte George — a guy who was born 10 days after LeBron’s first NBA game — decides to drop 34 points like it’s nothing.
Lauri Markkanen chimes in with 31.

The verdict?
LeBron is still the king, still rewriting the rules, still defying time. And when he finally retires, history books are going to need a whole new chapter — maybe even a sequel.